A few things to make you laugh

A few things that have happened in the last few days....hope they make you laugh, because that's all we can do to keep our sanity:)

Carson tells Ms. Terra that he's been being "bad." (honesty is the best policy, right??) When she tells him that she wants him to be good he says, no kidding, "Good girls like bad boys." God help us.....and those good girls too!

Parker refuses to talk to GGma on the phone (my Granny for anyone reading this that doesn't know). After I get off the phone I asked why he wouldn't talk to GG. He told me, "Actually mommy, it's GGma, you didn't say it right so I couldn't talk to her." Sorry Granny, who knew I had to say it "correctly" for him to be able to talk to you. I'll try to get that right next time!

Carson finally tells us that he has to poop in the potty:) Progress. As he runs to the potty, completely naked, (they were about to take a bath) he poops all over the carpet. I was not feeling well and was asleep on the couch...thanks Brad for not waking me up on this one!!
Later, after Brad is on the road, I wake up to Parker standing next to our bed staring at me. I tried to ignore him so that he would go back to bed, but he just kept on staring, like 10 minutes. I ask him what's wrong and he says that he doesn't want to sleep in his bed. When I ask why he says, "Well, mama, I can't sleep in it because it's all wet." He somehow has managed to pee around the diaper and all over his pjs and bed. I promise you the diaper was completely dry....strange things like this happen at our house all the time.....i'm still puzzled.

Brad is working in Georgia this week and I'm getting pumped up for my Lasik eye surgery this weekend! Our boys will be 3 next week....I wonder if I'll say, "I can't believe they are already 3?" I didn't say it at 1 or at 2. My normal response to that has been, "Each week I feel every bit of 168 hours older....come stay with us for a week....you'll feel 7 days older too, I promise:)